Are Raisins Bad For Dogs

50% of Peruvians would panic if Ollanta Humala and Keiko Fujimori were in a building 15 meters threatening to jump high to empty. Another 45% buy popcorn and wait to jump.

I am part of the 5% that goes up and pushes.

How Do You Get Static Out Of A Blanket

Listen gentleman

my Alejandrito

But poor as they are giving tough. This is not boys. Peru does not play well ah. So desahueva not Natalia. So do not fight Kina.

Who wants to go down to Alejandro Toledo Manrique? The wholesome and sacred former president who regained the economy of this country back in 2001 alone and unaided naides (according to both said) because he was the head then. No empleaducho will defiantly come to tell you otherwise, no sir. The one on the presidential sash he was.

Who is inventing such slander? Who has dared to link to the Sanchez Paredes and sent photos to Caretas graciosonas for this purpose? Who does cachaciento and requires you to do a toxicology test to scupper the rumor circulating throughout Lima (but all) of his nose so sexy by entering certain unhealthy stuff? Who dares to rub in that Peruvianism profile alleged invoices to demonstrate that there was a day of term in which excellence would not have a whiskey on the side? Who "fuck" (with his little tone of voice, his hand outstretched, and head movement) dares to question their ability and experience to the palace repeticua?

Well, the first four or idea, but for the last here I am cholito rich.

Hey, I never fell fijate bad hallucinations. I must admit, as I said earlier in this blog , I have a weakness for your wife. I like the pitirimitri and you will not get away from all of that sympathy. But look As things are, as we hear myths cholo fall (and what a cholo I tell you with all the potatoes in the world ah)

The last weeks I have seen and heard phone rotten campaign spot. I got fed up with the refrain of that Peru is not for anyone. Why the disfuerzo Alejandrin? Ever since you've been watching videos of yourself? Are not you rochecito you talk? What happens to your neck Hey, is that you hallucinate or Katherine Hepburn? No hands, no. How do you explain that you become unbearable to the eye and ear?

That your ex-minister and now a candidate (for whom I will not deny, are my electoral preferences) is "too gringo to exclude" a debate?. Do not therefore do not desubiques me. How do you explain that you do not give laughter? Hey, have you listened to your talk? That dejito Anglo forzadísimo does not suit you. J. Lo Not chewing English boy. Let who will fight with our tongues to be your sacred lady, than something to be entertained as they do not want to hold the muzzle in the campaign. Think about it for a while and tell me, who is more Gringotization? Sure, your face abuse because it helps, not worth it.

But in short, I'm not going to make the case (before the Indian target you and you cross the fourteen Incas), with your hobbies and your physique, I will not then do not get to say you're not wanted by tiny and Feito. You said that you are who most experience. "We have already been government" has sprung, and also there perlite escaped you that "this time, the state is not going to handle the economy ministry." Huy, do not worry, I'm not listen I have ears stick fish.

Then, as you are the very best of this race (and since you're really comfortable in your mattress surveys), imagine that you can explain in a Pispas in a trice, in a trice in a give me I give you, your suggestions to improve this country that (pardon the confidence) we are going to hell. Cholo save us, you're the voice, you're an economist for (Stanford ah, more respect), you've already been the master of this land, you nobody does it. Demonstrates and cállales the snout to all those who want abuchearte (like when you were throwing bottles at the national stadium, remember?) Show cholito, demonstrates.

Rosa María That weighed it hears. As you caught her in this interview with questions soooo complicated. Fortunately you came out unscathed, is not it? I do not know, I've been told I'm going to just watch. Cholito shows, shows:

This ... No problem! Not the Cunico Chapulín panda! That a slip-brutus-alejandrus is understandable. Best talk of decriminalizing drugs. That midwife you want Chant. You are a capable, knowledgeable and you know that it will propose the best without contradiction. Cholito shows, shows:

This ... Do not move! Do not throw anything against the screen! Patience please. That lack of respect hey, my mom did not say anything cholito. Hang on, that with the abortion if the is clear, yes or no Alexandria. Cholito shows, shows:

Hey buddy, you're on the road ah. "You've been president? Do you recover this country? Do you leading in the polls? With you in Peru not to anyone? Easy to say it because you're not going anywhere, what else will stop it!. Oh no, a lot of "love me down", "many people do not want to be president Toledo", "no hidden agenda," but you do not show anything he hears. I give a damn if you (as some uninformed) the best team because if you led the team that is worth what? No, no, no, you know what would be the height?, Which proves that you are not an economist or a galaxy of teaching in yunaites as well preach. If even on TV you've seen your Casota teaching on the campus of your alma mater. No, what will be, so mentirosito are not. One thing is that you have forgiven of Mudpie, I do not think your cynicism reaches both cholito. I think not ... (click here to unravel the mystery)

Let's see if we clarify things. You're not just a whippersnapper who swears it was only superman president. You before the fall of Fujimori were nothing politically. And if you won that election, was as a result of the vote in a country that saw bitter in your application a way to give back to a regime that few believed it was so poor.

So low a change, I still trust that this country will wake up from ignorance and will not be embraced by more of your lies and your demagoguery. cassava already got us once, to let it get us now come to the chakana.

Toledo, do not be a clown. Demonstrated that all you know to chair, is how to make you the victim.

* Cool videos taken from youtube user channel valientesocial