Thursday, April 28, 2011

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You ask, I answer

In September last year, I did a survey via e-mail to me (and many others, clarifying) for a university. Today, rummaging through my computer files and found it gave me something to Chapatín, to see that despite the changing political scenario we have experts imente recent weeks, I'm agreeing with 95% of my answers. What could respond after 28 July?

1. Of all that you can miss Peru, or which may need, what do you think is most important? certainly education.

2. Of all the proposals you've heard so far of the likely presidential candidates, does anyone somehow solves the problem you mentioned? Why? not listen to presidential proposals. We are in a country without a conscience vote, so the candidates themselves do not care much for forwarding proposals now because they know that most of people not interested in listening. In the end they vote for sympathy or convenience does not have much to do with what is best for the country but for yourself.

3. " Which is more important: a boss or a leader? Do you understand the difference? A leader is someone who is obeyed and a leader is someone who is followed by admiration. What needs to Peru? Neither . You need someone with commitment. And that is quite difficult.

4. Imagine that presidential candidates are not what you know but a person close to you, a friend or relative. If so what are family / friend you would choose as president? Why, What characteristics does this person for their choice? I do not speak of possibilities but realities. If the purpose of the question is what should be a candidate for president, for commitment, capacity (intellectual obviously) gift control, patience and lots of "leash."

5. If the President of the Republic were an animal, what animal would it be? What animal would need to Peru in the presidential chair? Why? An ant. Goes unnoticed because it is organized, dedicated only to work and coy and does not fuck anybody.

6. " You do need a candidate to identify with him? compelling proposals and commitment to fulfill based on the possibilities.

7. politician (president, mayor, minister, Congress) that you've known and most admired is ... why? None. They are there to be admired but to work with and for the people. Simple. This is not about inflating egos and create myths.

8. In 3 words: Keiko Fujimori ... not joking.

9. In 3 words: Ollanta Humala ... A true clown.

10. In 3 words: Jaime Baily ... Come unless

11. In 3 words: Alejandro Toledo ... Maybe, maybe, maybe.

12. In 3 words: Pedro Pablo Kuczynski ... the best option.

13. If Jaime Baily was an incomplete puzzle that is missing 3 pieces to be the perfect candidate ... what do you think would be those 3 pieces? Reliability, dependability and reliability.

14. In your opinion, the best proposal you've heard Jaime Baily is ... why? Improving the state educational system for public school students enjoy the same quality of education that can provide a private one. For me, (sorry for the insistence) education is the foundation of everything. Without it the country will continue giving birth to people useless, worthless people to get out of underdevelopment in which we live eternal. It's useless as a society grow economically if we continue to stagnate.

15. And the worst you've heard is ... why? Starting from the premise that Bayly's proposals are quite romantic, if not a bit difficult to meet, I think they are all "nice" about the role of a history of a great country with a happy ending. So maybe people applauds the ends but not taken seriously. I do not think therefore that one can speak of a "worse", but do not quite agree with both. First, the legalization of drugs, because going back to what I repeat and tummy, you can not venture to do so in a country without education, without conscience or thought a certain level of concluding that the measure seeks to actually reduce their consumption. If it does happen here otherwise. For such proposals should be trained people first, and that is not easy. The other proposal is the elimination not conceive of the military. While we all want not only a country but a peaceful world, we can not close our eyes to it and make us fools. In addition, some people seem not to understand is that these institutions perform different tasks and are not just waiting for a conflict with a machine gun in his hand. Less spending on weapons, yes. Dislocation, no.

16. Imagine Baily is already president, what reactions would think internationally?, What would be the general comment in the world? Do you bother? Would you like? I do not like to talk about possibilities. I do not know if they make fun or not, I do not think they have mocked when Aligi to Bucaram in Ecuador or Lula Da Silva in Brazil. Nor do I think that would bother me. I would not give more around the bush. Yes is democratically elected is little or nothing one could do. Would be respected.

17. In your opinion, what are the top five problems facing Peru?

Bad Education, which is the mother of the other problems. Until that is resolved, what name more.

18. common Describe the worst traits that you believe have had all the presidents of Peru.

corruption, demagogy and extreme selfishness. If you want that position can not think of yourself.

19. Now best describes the common traits they have been presidents of Peru.

In recent history I believe that except for Toledo, all had sympathy. Have fallen well as people but as rulers have all left much to be desired.

20. Imagine Baily came president, ruled and today, after 5 years, is completing his government ... what do you think will be the Peru? Describe all aspects that seem relevant.

I'm not talking about possibilities. And believe me not one that is more than remote. Bayly ultimately did not apply. I'm pretty convinced of that. But here you never know. We live in wonderland, anything can happen.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

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PPKausas and other fears of Solomonic




The first goal of the race this year will cross on Sunday. Convinced now, that will not be until June when President habemus exclaim, I sit writing (Siaca then I flip the tortilla) My view of the stage of this first stage from all sides has left much to be desired.

And I mean cold, without passion, but where they go hide my preferences, I hope not misunderstand as an incentive to support this option.


straw Rabo

Support Pedro Pablo Kuczynski from that in 2009 began to flirt with the idea to run for president of the republic. I support it, as I said in previous post (and as my dad has reminded me more than once), since the government formed early the past decade. I believe and trust in your proposal, I trust him and I am convinced that this contest does not get better than yours.

is perhaps for this conviction, which started with a hunch but caught on with an analysis and comparison with the proposals of their containers, that the smell makes me uncomfortable "anti-PPK" since a few weeks ago has become in the standard of those who do not support it. It turns out that within days PPK support went from being cool to be huachafo . The gringo went from being the most qualified candidate of the unconscious. Became the wasted vote.

always annoyed me to do what everybody does. Under that premise will support the reasons why I do not fit in many places and done on time that make you feel what it's worth. I will not deny my chiripiorca gave me when I realized that we began to invade the "gentita" intended to vote this time for the cool uncle. Those who cried out for a pole, a bracelet or a stuffed animal, but did not know and write the candidate's name. Those who came by pure pose, that pose both critical and now I had to swallow.

and swallowing
see things differently and I can understand that in politics there will always be people out of arguments to support their preferences. I think it's wrong, definitely, but try to change the mentality of a society like ours, is something that will take longer than many would like. Therefore, those votes, as, are necessary. As necessary as the votes a year ago led the mayor to Susan Villarán. Many people supported them in the contest, the lady was greener than his scarf. Many thought it was really the best option and that his plan of government was best suited. But they know perfectly well that only with their votes, Susan would not have gotten where he arrived. It was a vote of "poser" who made the "Aunt posh "is now the boss of the municipality.

is why today I find it funny that many of those (many) who once stood quietly to see that fashion invaded their candidate is now dare to lift a finger to none and laugh at the now famous PPKausas. I find it pathetic that they will be accused of huachafo by placing a symbol in the images of their social networks when that choice themselves instituted the wave of putting your photo more paths alongside marquetry phrases that I think were just huachafo. It seems absurd that when they had the poser of his party, consider that what they were doing was "political" and today, when they see someone else has an even stronger, tick the same initiative as a "fad." And the most laughable is seen as only engaged in criticism and self-proclaimed smart when voters do not realize that it also responds to a posería effect as strong as they despise.


False Messiah

Nonsense
the fair. Obviously you can not compare with most voters of the candidates currently leading in all polls, because, sadly, ignorance and resentment weighs on them by those who aspire to the position take advantage of their discontent into believing that electing the leadership of the country will all be equal, which reflects the most repulsive populism. But then, how do you understand that people who do not have the guilt of having a level of education so poor that the solution is not to pretend that everyone is equal because it is absurd, we're not. What to look for is that there is equality of opportunity. That education a child receives in a state school is of the same quality as that provided in a payment center. This is the mother of the lamb, education, without it we nothing but what we do understand that the one who is going to trust a guy with such limited intellectual capacity that only dedicated to stoke the anger of an industry whose pocket does not know so hackneyed economic growth. How do you understand that to one that is carried away by the demagoguery of a woman who has no more merit to be where is to be "daughter" and that he believes build ten thousand colleges that will eventually fall apart, is to solve the problem of education.

With those people I can not get it again, not your fault, not having developed his analytical skills. And really not looking to go against those who do have but they think differently. But much less I'll let you underestimate me drawing a scenario where the only thing that can get rid of a setback is Alejandro Toledo.

With the "sun of solidarity" out of the race (by their own gaffes) at this time the "conscious vote" is split between the cholo and the gringo, and neither wants to budge. I respect those who trust that their candidate is the best option, but not those that already accuse us of being the virtual fault that the country goes to hell for not supporting Toledo. Why should he be the only savior? Is it because according to polls is the one who beats Humala in a runoff? Ok, if you are going to talk about polls, we see the trend. The only one who has gone along with Humala has been PPK. Toledo continues down, (something impossible to sustain finish thanks to the absurd law that prohibits figures show a week before the election) Kuczynski however, continues to grow in addition to a core vote that does not leave two days before the polls. Why not then ask that he resign as Alexander? Is not he who is self-proclaimed champion of democracy? Why not have him that enaltecería gesture that would leave the carpet and clean for 2016? The only argument is that chakana are the ones that would bypass Humala. I do not agree. PPK has for me, the same possibilities. Does anyone believe that Toledo's supporters would where Humala? Does anyone believe that in a second round supporters Castañeda, Humala would go where? Does anyone really believe that being out of the race, the leaders would be pronounced in favor of the candidacy of PPK by calling for support against the threat "nationalist"?.

all joining (for what would have six weeks, not hours, as now) to support a candidate to ensure continuity, it is more logical to paint a scenario polarized between rich and poor. The latter is dropped in the game who now leads the polls. It seeks to show that many of us have neglected the complex would become the only weapon that would use Humala and company. It would have a month of hard work to put aside this time to the gringo clown to show what it is really against his opponent, the more able. Why underestimate all Peruvians? Why insist that our only salvation is to Toledo just because it has "Peruvian factions? For beyond the appearance, I think Toledo and PPK are equal.

Finally, we are not outrageous. The last days there are more of a folly that has proclaimed Nostradamus hallucinating that comes the Apocalypse. That 2012 has no face but Olla Maya. Means a setback, yes, but this country do people live there, not who governs. I think that Peruvians today are not as submissive and would leave us so easily intimidated. And here we return to the topic of "poser", those who say "if I go out of the country Humala" when not afford to do so. Or Toledo or PPK will stay in Peru if they lose, so it serves us no good to cling to their nominations to feel that we do not sink. That same contempt with which we look today believe it is the other who should resign, let's use it well (happen) to look to the palace if he is elected is a threat to the advanced. Same courage that will be used for express our disagreement with a model that does not lead us anywhere. And not call the fight or anything, but if it is to be brave for something, you must be brave for everything or shut up.

Or what ... Hence "if you tremble?


Thursday, March 31, 2011

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50% of Peruvians would panic if Ollanta Humala and Keiko Fujimori were in a building 15 meters threatening to jump high to empty. Another 45% buy popcorn and wait to jump.

I am part of the 5% that goes up and pushes.

Sunday, March 13, 2011

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Listen gentleman

my Alejandrito
But poor as they are giving tough. This is not boys. Peru does not play well ah. So desahueva not Natalia. So do not fight Kina.

Who wants to go down to Alejandro Toledo Manrique? The wholesome and sacred former president who regained the economy of this country back in 2001 alone and unaided naides (according to both said) because he was the head then. No empleaducho will defiantly come to tell you otherwise, no sir. The one on the presidential sash he was.

Who is inventing such slander? Who has dared to link to the Sanchez Paredes and sent photos to Caretas graciosonas for this purpose? Who does cachaciento and requires you to do a toxicology test to scupper the rumor circulating throughout Lima (but all) of his nose so sexy by entering certain unhealthy stuff? Who dares to rub in that Peruvianism profile alleged invoices to demonstrate that there was a day of term in which excellence would not have a whiskey on the side? Who "fuck" (with his little tone of voice, his hand outstretched, and head movement) dares to question their ability and experience to the palace repeticua?

Well, the first four or idea, but for the last here I am cholito rich.

Hey, I never fell fijate bad hallucinations. I must admit, as I said earlier in this blog , I have a weakness for your wife. I like the pitirimitri and you will not get away from all of that sympathy. But look As things are, as we hear myths cholo fall (and what a cholo I tell you with all the potatoes in the world ah)

The last weeks I have seen and heard phone rotten campaign spot. I got fed up with the refrain of that Peru is not for anyone. Why the disfuerzo Alejandrin? Ever since you've been watching videos of yourself? Are not you rochecito you talk? What happens to your neck Hey, is that you hallucinate or Katherine Hepburn? No hands, no. How do you explain that you become unbearable to the eye and ear?

That your ex-minister and now a candidate (for whom I will not deny, are my electoral preferences) is "too gringo to exclude" a debate?. Do not therefore do not desubiques me. How do you explain that you do not give laughter? Hey, have you listened to your talk? That dejito Anglo forzadísimo does not suit you. J. Lo Not chewing English boy. Let who will fight with our tongues to be your sacred lady, than something to be entertained as they do not want to hold the muzzle in the campaign. Think about it for a while and tell me, who is more Gringotization? Sure, your face abuse because it helps, not worth it.

But in short, I'm not going to make the case (before the Indian target you and you cross the fourteen Incas), with your hobbies and your physique, I will not then do not get to say you're not wanted by tiny and Feito. You said that you are who most experience. "We have already been government" has sprung, and also there perlite escaped you that "this time, the state is not going to handle the economy ministry." Huy, do not worry, I'm not listen I have ears stick fish.

Then, as you are the very best of this race (and since you're really comfortable in your mattress surveys), imagine that you can explain in a Pispas in a trice, in a trice in a give me I give you, your suggestions to improve this country that (pardon the confidence) we are going to hell. Cholo save us, you're the voice, you're an economist for (Stanford ah, more respect), you've already been the master of this land, you nobody does it. Demonstrates and cállales the snout to all those who want abuchearte (like when you were throwing bottles at the national stadium, remember?) Show cholito, demonstrates.

Rosa María That weighed it hears. As you caught her in this interview with questions soooo complicated. Fortunately you came out unscathed, is not it? I do not know, I've been told I'm going to just watch. Cholito shows, shows:



This ... No problem! Not the Cunico Chapulín panda! That a slip-brutus-alejandrus is understandable. Best talk of decriminalizing drugs. That midwife you want Chant. You are a capable, knowledgeable and you know that it will propose the best without contradiction. Cholito shows, shows:




This ... Do not move! Do not throw anything against the screen! Patience please. That lack of respect hey, my mom did not say anything cholito. Hang on, that with the abortion if the is clear, yes or no Alexandria. Cholito shows, shows:




Hey buddy, you're on the road ah. "You've been president? Do you recover this country? Do you leading in the polls? With you in Peru not to anyone? Easy to say it because you're not going anywhere, what else will stop it!. Oh no, a lot of "love me down", "many people do not want to be president Toledo", "no hidden agenda," but you do not show anything he hears. I give a damn if you (as some uninformed) the best team because if you led the team that is worth what? No, no, no, you know what would be the height?, Which proves that you are not an economist or a galaxy of teaching in yunaites as well preach. If even on TV you've seen your Casota teaching on the campus of your alma mater. No, what will be, so mentirosito are not. One thing is that you have forgiven of Mudpie, I do not think your cynicism reaches both cholito. I think not ... (click here to unravel the mystery)

Let's see if we clarify things. You're not just a whippersnapper who swears it was only superman president. You before the fall of Fujimori were nothing politically. And if you won that election, was as a result of the vote in a country that saw bitter in your application a way to give back to a regime that few believed it was so poor.

So low a change, I still trust that this country will wake up from ignorance and will not be embraced by more of your lies and your demagoguery. cassava already got us once, to let it get us now come to the chakana.


Toledo, do not be a clown. Demonstrated that all you know to chair, is how to make you the victim.


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