I hit the mics, fortunately my metaphor becomes reality chocantería not, I fail or car. It should be mentioned that once, in chatting with a micro driver, I noted that it seems that all drivers (who in turn complain about the buses) are "close" pa take turns to send greetings to his mother, including others. While they (the drivers) have to carry around: 16 hours, buttock, heavy traffic (which when it is not they invent it), hearing the same songs "duralguenses" of the zeta or weba ke! because they have no chance of stopping to call for "that communicate with a song." Chia
The net is that to be the chauffeur of micro (ChM) requires a peculiar combination. Pa Not everyone qualifies to be the chauffeur, his qualities and abilities are recognized by anyone who begins his studies cities. It is believed that to be ChM studies are not required but now try to prove otherwise. Here are some examples:
* One of the laws of physics dictates that "two bodies can not occupy the same space," the ChM challenge to science from the "runs are places (two)" and able to accommodate 40 people in a space designed for 20. Awesome!
* How long does it take someone to learn the multiplication tables from 1 to 10? Now imagine the wisdom of the ChM who are masters of the table in 2.50, 3.00 and 4.00 bucks. Also know how to combine their calculation including more variables, distance, time (per hour rate), public utilities and found with the cache charging a wand. Complex systems theory is losing much by failing to analyze the minds of ChM.
* In the interest of sociology, is one of the most relevant. The collective imagination of the ChM associated with neritic nacos, valemadres and John Querendón. If they were recorded scenes of "We the poor today, would surely Pepe el Toro carpentry and became ChM.
* They are experts in dealing with the masses supply their diet from the ground, with all the gastronomic combinations of maize and their coca. Another requirement for ChM is to be chubby or be willing to be a few weeks.
* The value of the ChM in the economy is noteworthy. Thanks to survive ChM agents and industry bites, sellers (on-board and corner) and multiple piracy, the next-next to "streamline" the way in the points dedicated to bottling stations guapachoso radio programming, traffic reports and top it with Mariano TODAY!, the large number of people who saves your freight payment by some technical difficulties, owners of the buses that are driven daily $ 800 to $ 1.000 varotes by way of account, etc.
* The legacy of ancient Eastern philosophy is perplexed to learn that ChM are in receipt of curses Guinness per minute and did not flinch, the ChM Micro is a good example of quasi-zen.
* In special reference to the design, there is no better example of reuse that made by ChM. The bottle of nivea pa create the effect of purple lights was in the eighties. The ChM are reinvented every day, there are some astounding to modernity with its bumper guapos@ruta.com www.1000% lead and achieve some real coffins with wheels with a very low accident rate. How many micro turns gives a daily basis? How many buses in the city that deserve a place in the junkyards? How many are daily news on accidents of buses in the city? How many daily and carry tions between colleagues who die in accidents? multiply all the answers and see that the ChM are not dangerous!
acknowledge it, you will not hit the minibus, I hit the mics!
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