itself If failure to find a seat on a public bus in Lima of my loves is stressful, the same situation with five bags full of deals on some supermarket capital may sound like a nightmare. So when a few days ago (thirsty, sweaty, and with the little feet made a mess after an afternoon of wandering that ends with the purchases of the week) I found a free spot on the bus that would leave me safely at the bus stop closer to my home, did not hesitate to pounce on it (with the shipment described above) to enjoy a deserved little break entertained with the latest cumbia hits of country.
had been five minutes of heavenly relaxation, when a finger adorned with red enamel of those who destroy the retina you dare touch my right shoulder.
"Excuse me, Could I have the seat?
my big eyes Move up and down with a look worthy of Mexican telenovela foreground. The lady, beautiful, three-faced base offense if you recall, high shoes with little help from his kidneys would not want to stand the sight of a knee coat valued at my lunches a year, and more goodies up a ekeko, I watched smiling politely waiting to agree to your request.
- Are you okay?
"Yes, sorry, what happens is that I was surprised, very skinny you hear, you will not notice the Pregnancy anywhere. How much are you?
- Pregnancy? You're confusing, I'm not pregnant.
- Oh no? Then hand me the number of your surgeon because my mom is a small step in the sixties, but does not look as regal as you ah.
- What is it? Do not be rude, just I have 32
"Well then let me applaud you, because using tremendous Zapatazos with an artificial leg to be worthy, or is your artificial arm? is seen to be of good quality to withstand such carteraza.
- Pardon? No understand anything, I'm perfectly.
"So, you're not into a ball, do not belong to the club and you're older it entirely and in full possession of all your limbs. Baby big question Why should I have to give the seat?
that time, the ranking of the most requested of the day was for the post four with Yaipén brothers, and half of the passengers had turned their necks through this mine vosecita not get along with that of discretion.
"You should be more of a gentleman and give me the seat. You're a young kid.
"Thank as a young and handsome so I know what you're thinking, but the sole reason that you are a woman does not seem enough to cederte a place that is costing me the same thing to you- (lie, a mine pennies less for being a university jojolete) so calm down and -nomas, wait a couple of districts under me and it's all yours.
Sixty percent of that vehicle had a skirt, so after I had to endure negative adjectives of all calibers ranging from rude to queer, going by the comments they moved from mouth to mouth exclaiming that "how can ! "," little gentleman! "," youth is well as daughter, "Why such flatness with this inconsiderate! . "Yours truly, the gesture was not smart to stand with their bags full of celery and tomatoes to sit the beautiful young lady, who no doubt of agotadísima out of a job that judging by their pints , had been well paid eight hours in front of a window or a reception. Pobechita.
not therefore not worth it. And to think that are centuries that we are stuffing with that of gender equality and that no is less than one and that therefore all have the same privileges beyond the respective little things that characterize our crotches. No, ladies, girls, adolescents, and female fetuses. There is no law.
any battalion in my ovaries are coming to my face rubbed in the lack of chivalry, much less to attribute a male profile believe me (but believe me) I'm very far, but very far (light years) to possess. Because after all, in my view, that of being a gentleman does not bring us any benefit more than "seem" interesting and earn a bonus spots on that of the conquered.
Mrs. Frieda Holler Figallo, overrated "writer", explains on page 22 of that Condorito of good manners entitled That little finger, the " Golden Rules perfect gentleman", which reminds us, descostillados huevonazo descendants of Adam, a list of gems worth vacilón.
In principle, the woman opened it all (please do not misunderstand or make use of the most filthy side of their brains), the elevator doors, cars, bottles and everything that means an effort do not lose the bearing of lady that characterizes them. In passing, we must help it to rise and fall of vehicles and stairs, take the arm across the street, remove the chair at a table so you can sit, help you take off your coat or whatever you happen to get up and put us off the track when walking down the sidewalk, so that if those coincidences of fate, a driver who ignored him at the General with that "if you will bebel my friend, do it and never when manehes modeling, you're the most ever killed her. We also offer to charge any excess baggage to carry, because we must not forget that it is the weaker sex, as well as provide heat if you put a cigarette between his thin, fleshy lips and well delineated, but yes, or happen to you get to smoke by the nose if it bothers you. No, no and no. Be puntualitos, not make them wait and never blame anything, it is not a gesture of courtesy (I guess that nothing is included in the case that it is untimely) We stand when it comes to a meeting, when you go her when she goes to the bathroom for her and when others come to greet her first. Do not even go through the head we underestimate the activities, on the contrary we are obliged to "help to overcome as a woman, professional, partner or companion work" (sic). We must "abstain" to look at other women shamelessly (mostly for fear of cachetadón may fall down, and rest assured we will be celebrated for his dotage) and pay the bills with discretion and without her being aware of the amounts loaded no mercy to our cards. I find it noteworthy, the point where Mrs. ex-Miss Peru says "In these times, the label and the perfect gentleman allow a woman to invite and pay bills" , should therefore be most grateful. Finally, a small glimpse into the countless number of "recommendations" scattered throughout the book, having passed meritorious among others, the Gisela and Yesabella. Come on, what you would call a best-seller.
Fortunately I am convinced that today, most females are laughing with me of the crazy rules Donita Frieda, self-proclaimed banner of the label in our Perucito. To me, that of chivalry and gallantry is a matter of free choice and should not be frowned upon anyone who ignores it. Just as the Holler, a large majority believes that the above is correct, but if we take that as valid, I think that is an apology to the futility of women during events or commitments as to make them all not we do nothing. If I were you (Uyuyuy) I would feel offended but flattered.
Me me pitirimitri fall and have the traits that make them unique and wonderful (the mere fact of birth puts me in an altar), but should not be abusing the condition of admiration. Because if you do not do the above is an inconsiderate, but if they have a gesture similar to one we are abusive. Because if we get up to the plate are a unpresentable, but if they have a slip, well done, we deserve it not make the cut in this "cover needs." Because if they talk about the bad we went to exchange them for others, and we applaud them branded as dogs dogs dogs, but if we see ourselves in the same situation and we want to tell what they were unwell, we are the worst because a woman should not speak ill ever. Because if on the set of Laura Bozzo, the firm, the lover, the mother and the neighbor told her to take the very poor, all public barra brava that give yell harder, but if the big boy even put them a hair above, all the barra brava wait for busts out his cheeks, for it is said, or the petal of a rose. Total historically have been, are and will remain bad in the songs of Pink Floyd.
grabbed my five bags and walked toward the door between the whispers and insults quietly following me to devote all his lips with rouge bus while the ranking of the radio I said goodbye to that of "So that men are a waste ..." ...
- Low whereabouts!
An angry voice which minutes before required me to give my seat, screamed and installed from it:
- GAY!
- Anda nice to see if the next you say something that I have not heard yet.
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