Monday, September 6, 2010

What To Do After Being Burned After Waxing



Mom taught me what I should do, if we run a meeting topic for the first time. Do not release the tongue and wherever you are, do not chop me, I drink and quietly dry the better I behave. But what do you do when the group that departed a great time any anything but coca cola or lemon water, someone will think to ask who is the person of the year? answers itself "not know about you, but in fact for me, Ricky Martin."

"We must leave them well placed to tell everyone you're gay. And now going to take up a book that tells it all, absolutely everything. Is admirable.

the advice of my mother, wiped away the drink and let out his tongue only to ask me another. I tried to change the stain but it was too late, the shot of "what do you think?" I had already hit and had six pairs eyes on me waiting for an opinion as if the question enfolding international relevance. Inexcusable ignorance sample mine not wanting to give it a good Ricky nobel get out of the closet.

When on 29 March, millions of people who cheered Enrique Martín Morales (born in the beautiful island Puerto Rico, 38, father of two Mocosita too adorable to doubt that they are adopted and owner of some of the unintelligible most affluent bank accounts of the music scene), declared that it was a gift of life so that the boat was wet, I confess that I preferred to applaud those who branded ridiculous, unnecessary and his sudden huachafo outburst of sincerity.

Desmiénteme you who are reading me and you ride on the base two, the scoop via Twitter I learned more confirmation that a demonstration of courage. Because I do not know where he had stuck his head Juanes, Alejandro Sanz, Juan Luis Guerra and all those who celebrated the slapstick, as in the heyday of televised noventero, the boy went right to the permanent and earrings bigger than Veronica Castro to release pastrulada that of chess, love you so much or make fake that had been placed on the piano Sasha Sokol, her classmate of Paper Dolls.

Translating the vulgarñol, Martin just put the finger to those who do not remember their hair movements and hip baby step in the Stade de France where he stands on Coreban ale ale ale. For those who have good memory conservadita was not only an act of hypocrisy by the poor or strangled, slapped for not finishing in the bottom of the oblivion to which he was falling, which would otherwise not live forever royalties pasito of Pa'lante Mary (and one step pa 'behind ... although I mueraaaa). And on top now, as if we have sufficient enough, the adventures in Santa Monica Magaly and unexplained meloserías of Cohelo, we will have to blow the chronicle of an announced news (anunciadísima) that I will be called . No, if I was saying, the original one it takes to causita this.

The story would be different and I would save the spit twitterístico of the 1,574,177 who worship him, if the above continue without saying that not going to Necaxa or if he had accepted a "Well then, I discovered" ?. I think not, why? issues like this because it confirms to me that people would like to be told "hey, I've been grabbing idiot."

I do not understand either, because when Alberto Cutie (the priest that he was the cocky fans nuns and ladies of the crucifix in all Latin America), was caught red-handed body which is now his wife, people put on an altar and hailed it which Rambo appeared in cassocks to say yes because he was in love and poor who cast doubt on the authenticity and purity of their feelings. Or is that perhaps no one remembered when assumed with the same conviction of their celibacy and dedication to service for ever and ever since his talk show? Then again, I did not join the overwhelming majority, but applauded the heads of the Vatican condemned the attitude and gave him a kick in the tail, leaving no choice but to change the confession. Because one thing is that since Benedict the daddy of the parish closest to my house I do not agree with the Catholic Church, but quite another to conclude that a representative of the same trample what no obligation to accept because I knew perfectly what he was getting into. Since then Albertito, if for Puerto Rican than enough hypocrisy to above.

Without going any further, and so they do not say I grabbed it with Ricky's countrymen, did not understand because at the beginning of the decade, all made him bar Alejandro Toledo to recognize the figuretti those advocated by everywhere was blood of his blood. The message to the nation with the hilarious goodnight Mudpie " was the most embarrassing thing I heard from the " God help us " de Hurtado Miller. The popularity of his government, characterized by never exceed the double-digit percentage, went through the roof, the same foam that should be released with the decision Eliane Karp. Or is that perhaps no one remembered the countless times that the head of the chakana repeated that romps with the little girl's mother had not been more than that and had no heirs but the mommy of Shantall? But Alex, how do you, son of Stanford, you missed the condom?. You do not understand.

And needless to say my favorite president. My teacher, my sensei, my chubby ricotón. But what the hell happened to the comrades who extolled the "gesture" of Don Alan Garcia when he acknowledged being the father of my chocherita Federico Danton (which I like much better than Zarai, between us) and make up your pass roche modosita long life to Pilar, putting his side still without saying mu. Does anyone remember the pig as the cholo fucked with it that if it was unable to recognize her daughter could not be able to govern a country? But there it is, people returned to a cheering him of hypocrisy. Alancito Oh, you know what "good" I like you, why spend if in acts enough, plenty and overflows.

That it is being a man, it's a matter of eggs, it is not easy, you have to be very sure of himself, you have to put yourself in their shoes, none of this convinces me that happened because the singing Living la vida loca also passed saying that all those who pushed him to accept his homosexuality smoke from the bad. In his thirteen sought to convince fans that Sasha half, Alejandra Guzman, Alicia Machado and Rebeca de Alba was the prototype of human beings. And people (ay people) believed him. And as he thought, now forget all that and run, no doubt, to purchase the book and disc and all merchandising little article that comes to mind to invent to express (himself now) how happy that makes him what he always was, but from what I swore until he was forced (Diosito only knows why) to come out. Because the flower my " These years in silence and reflection have strengthened me and reminded me that love lives within me, I find that acceptance within me, and that truth only brings calm. Today for me the meaning of happiness takes on another dimension. " is incredible (in the sense that no one believes)

Until that March morning, Don Ricky was in that gang led by my uncle, Juan Gabriel, which has the doctrine "that is not asked" and that to me is a thousand times respectable than those who flaunt their preferences as if to shout from the rooftops would make them better or braver. Does anyone imagine the marching and establishing heterosexual pride days straight ? Huy no, that's grabbed Santa Cachucha confessed and defend everything that tildarían. For while self is not seen as a normal human being, can not wait to do the rest. For as heard on a English series "I'm not proud of being gay, as I'm not proud of having two ears. I am and point" . Suck that. (The Mandarin Ricky, notimiloemociones )


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